Yo, I was on a voice call with my buddy

Yo, I was on a voice call with my buddy in Toronto — we’re roasting each other as usual — and he goes, “If you’re so good, prove it at Peterborough Casino .” Thought he was full of crap, but I googled it and there it was, all nice and tidy. Ended up joining out of sheer pettiness, and now I’m neck-deep in slots and Canadian banter. Honestly? Worth it just for the smug look I’ll have when I beat him next round. Canada’s got a surprise or two up its sleeve.